Are You The One Season 6 on MTV airs Wednesdays at 10/9c
AYTO is back, my friends! This time we’ve got a new host. Hello, Terrence J! We’re in a new location. Hello, NOLA! We’ve got the same old nonsense we expect & love from MTV. Let’s dive right in.
Are You The One Season 6 on MTV
To start, it was a super lame first matching. Terrence showed a football & Audrey likes football & so does Malcolm, so they were matched for a date. WOW! Next was a photo of a piano and Ethan & Kiana were matched for a date because they both liked music. Come on, MTV- we are used to The Challenges & we need more action.
Okay, I am LIVING for Ethan ‘E-Money’ the white rapper. He’s bringing back the short sleeve polo for real. His smile is so sweet & he seems like a genuine, nice guy. Also, his rap skills are pretty on point.
Diandra is already getting possessive over Malcolm. Here comes Nurys. She’s just trying to have a conversation with Malcolm and Diandra is seriously stalking him. It’s a little intense. I’m all- slow down, girl. You just met this guy about 12 hours ago.
Let’s dish more on Malcolm. I love how he’s not “a player” but he’s already scamming on girls in the bathroom. They met up for a quick little hook-up in the bathroom while Diandra was sleeping. But, he’s not a player, right?
Keith & Alexis hit the boom-boom room-already. There’s something about Keith I don’t like. He’s supposedly a “cray hunter” meaning that he likes crazy girls. I just didn’t like the way he talked to Alexis. He was giving her crap for smoking and his way of flirting was saying he should smack her on the ass- yuck. On another note, Tyler said Keith looks like Chris Pratt. What do you think?
Truth Booth Time
Ethan & Keyana were voted into the truth booth & no surprise, they were not a match. Poor, Ethan! Keyana was seriously jumping for joy when she wasn’t his match. I felt really bad for him and even Derek thought Keyana was foul for acting like that. What did you guys think?
Lastly, the ladies are in love with Clinton. Oh, Clinton. He has a hard time because people only like him for his handsome face. With all the ladies falling hard for him, it should be fun to see how this plays out.
Are You The One Season 6 on MTV should be a ton of fun this year. The cast will likely be partying hard in New Orleans and it seems like they are a very promiscuous bunch so far. There should be lots of loving, banging, fighting & hurt feelings. You already know, we are Really Into It. Check back for our weekly re-caps on the blog & on Twitter.
Malcolm halfway cops to being a dog & says he feels bad for messing around with Nurys behind Diandra’s back. Geles & Anthony are feeling each other. Geles describes herself as “hard to handle” but I think she is HIGH MAINTENANCE-OMG. Joe & Malcolm decide to throw a Pirate themed party to “bring out the booties”. Diandra takes forever to get ready & is late to the party. When Diandra finally shows up in her black negligee (not really pirate themed, but whatever) she finds Malcolm grinding on Nurys & then guess what? Malcolm & Nurys are making out. Diandra leaves the party to hit the punching bag (for real) but she still thinks Malcolm is going to pick her to the Match Up ceremony. Tyler is feeling Nicole, so we shall see. Kareem & Alivia are crushing on each other & Jada is going hard after Clinton, but he is still feeling Uche. At the Match Up, Diandra & Nurys talk crap to each other about who was extra & who looked better. Come on, ladies- Malcolm is not worth it. Anyway, Malcolm picks Nurys & Diandra winds up sitting with Keyana is in love with Michael already, despite him wearing an acid washed denim shirt. “E-Money” Ethan picks Jada & she gets real nasty real quick regarding Uche. Poor Ethan, he’s up there after picking this girl and she’s just talking about going after Clinton & how Uche was never her friend. It was foul on Jada’s part & believe that Clinton picked up on it. He was not feeling it- at all.The group got 3 beams this week- not a bad start. Where the hell is the Truth Booth? AYTO does the Truth Booth at the end of the episode & I’m not Really Into It. Keyana & Michael are taking it “slow” but they head to the boom boom room anyway. The challenge this week had the guys shooting arrows to pop balloons. The matches for the date were Shad & Uche, Joe & Alexis & Geles & Anthony. Joe & Alexis got hot & heavy on the date, but mainly because she was pissed at Keith. MTV, you can go to hell because we are left on a cliffhanger with Geles & Anthony. UGH! Not loving this new format. 3 beams this week & no Perfect Matches
SHOCKER! Anthony & Geles were not a match. Uche & Clinton are thinking they are a Perfect Match. Michael is trying hard to get a second away from Michael & she’s asking to scratch his back while he’s cooking on a hot pan. He wants to take a nap (alone) and she is asking to nap with him. Girl needs to give it a break or she’s gonna be the first cast member with a restraining order. Michael finally tells her she needs to give it a rest & he doesn’t think they are a perfect match. Keyana is crying & Michael hits the bar immediately. Tyler & “E-Money” Ethan are a nice little music duo. Seriously, Ethan’s rap skills are the most enjoyable thing about this season so far. Kareem & Alivia are bonding & Tyler is in the friend zone with Nicole. At the Match-Up, Keyana picks Michael despite him telling her to cool it. She basically says she’s not giving up on him. In the best moment of the show, Geles says she thinks Ethan might be her match! Fingers crossed for these two- that would be a hell of a pairing. The group got 1 beam this week – oops, they are going backward. Joe & Michael have some sense and try to encourage the house to talk to other people rather than just pair up with their hook-ups. Kareem gets butthurt when Michael goes to Alivia and says they should meet/sit with other people. This week’s challenge pairs the couples up to cook food for a house BBQ. The twist is they have to hold up a big egg on a spoon. Malcolm & Nurys, Ethan & Geles & Michael & Audrey get to go on a date on a river tour in the humid ass Louisiana heat. Malcolm is “1000% sure” that Nurys is his Perfect Match, so naturally, they hit up the boom-boom room. Ethan & Geles were super cute on their date. I actually love them together. Michael made Audrey a heart out of Spanish moss, so that means he is officially over Keyana. Malcolm & Nurys were voted into the Truth Booth & Diandra is still holding out hope that Malcolm is her match. Again, we are left on a cliffhanger in the Truth Booth & I hate it! 1 beam this week & no Perfect Matches.
Are Nurys & Malcolm a Perfect Match? Hell, no. If you’re playing the game, then now is the time for them to part ways and get to know other people, but they declare their intention to stay together. Nurys is scared that Malcolm will find someone else, but he says that although he may have to talk to other girls to play the game that Nurys is the girl he wants to have kids with. Oh, Lord- don’t tell me we have another Gio on our hands. Jada is still making a hard play for Clinton, but he is Really Into Uche. Even though we know that Geles and Anthony are not a Perfect Match, they are making out. Poor E-Money is a bit sad and Audrey & Joe are like, “Come On!” So, Geles & Anthony do what every no match couple does- they hit up the boom-boom room. Keith is trying hard to make a clean break from Alexis and she’s not having any of it. She also made a bizarre comment about her tattoo that says, “Live Free.” Evidently, she got the tattoo in honor of her cousin who was imprisoned at age 17 for killing her best friend. Okay MTV, the True Crime addict in my wants a spin-off immediately. Kareem & Alivia are still feeling each other and I think they could legit be a match. I’ll say this, Kareem knows how to talk to a woman, be vulnerable & open up- for real. Audrey & Michael are feeling each other and honestly, they are both so gorgeous that it hurts my eyes. Keyana is still inconsolable over Michael tossing her to the side. E-Money tries his best to console her. See, E-Money is the best guy in the house. Diandra is trying to talk Malcolm into picking her for the Match-Up ceremony, but guess what? Malcolm picks Geles out of left field. It’s a relatively drama-free Match-Up, but they only get 2 beams! The challenge this week is to answer hypothetical questions about the guys. Terrence gives the girls 2 choices & if they get it wrong, they are out & get Mardi Gras powder in the face. The cast’s goal is to get Clinton Uche or Kareem & Alivia into the Truth Booth. Tyler makes a play for Keyana & I am Into that. We also find out that Malcolm thinks that Ben Affleck is a better Batman than Ben Affleck, so obviously he’s a bit confused about all things. Ethan & Geles, Dimitri & Nicole & Keith & Zoe go on the date and hit the streets of New Orleans. It’s a successful date for everyone & drama-free. Meanwhile, at the house, they decide to have a sumo wrestling match. The “winner” gets to lick chocolate off Clinton and/or Nurys. Michel wins & licks chocolate syrup off Nurys’s nipple just in time for Malcolm to see. He loses his mind, goes crazy on Nurys and is honestly, really nasty about it and slut shames her for a good bit. Ugh, he’s gross. Diandra sits back & gets ready to make a play for Malcolm.